Michael feels J. Edgar sucks. Erich catches up on FX's American Horror Story and NBC's Community. Mac compares Once Upon a Time and Grimm to DC Comics' Fables. Reviews of Scrooge, Scrooged, MST3K XXII, Neil Gaiman's Neverwhere: 15th Anniversary, Roswell: Aliens Attack. Plus! Secret passages, Non-lethal weapons, When familiar aliens attack, and Revamping the Oscars.